micdotcom:

Now this is how you cover George Clooney’s wedding

Tags: I love this

websandwhiskers:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

brb-reclaiming-erebor:

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that guy is pissing his pants over that smile this kind of fear is what i aspire to inspire

One of the things I love about Natasha (and specifically, Scarlett Johansson’s Natasha) is her onion-like layers.

This is Natasha playing a role (sarcastically stereotypical flirt) within a role (assassin who is there to overpower you physically) within a role (spy for Nick fury) that she is ultimately playing for her own ends (to regain some identity and balance out the harm she’s done in the world) … which may or may not consist of a somewhat wobbly baby stork sort of idealism, which is part of what she’s trying to figure out.  But, also, distracts the dude long enough for her to get that hit in.  Amusing yet functional.  She is always on stage, and even if in the end, she is her only audience, she’s still going to put on a flawless show.

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nodus tollens: n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore—that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre—which requires you to go back and reread the chapters that you had originally skimmed through to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.

nodus tollens: n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore—that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre—which requires you to go back and reread the chapters that you had originally skimmed through to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.

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inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

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medranochav:

HER REAL VOICE?!

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anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

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aerynmoon:

but consider this:

everyone thinks rosa has this really badass boyfriend who probably wears leather and rides motorcycles and could probably kill u with his pinky finger or something

but then one day this really cute girl comes into the precinct to talk to rosa. she’s wearing a cute dress with bright happy colors and she’s so timid and soft spoken and awkward and the complete opposite of rosa

and everyones surprised bc this person is talking to rosa and rosa is being nICE and FRIENDLY to this girl????????????/ she even SMILED for her???????????????????????????????????

then the girl leaves and everyone’s like “uh rosa who was that”

and she’s like “oh her? she’s my girlfriend.”

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So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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